Friday, April 18, 2014

Relationship Memes Debunked by Logic

Do you find some memes about relationships unrealistic? Overly imaginative? Or just plan vomit inducing? Then this is the blog post for you!

Relationship memes have been slithering their way through the land of social media basically since we first logged-on to livejournal (anybody?) and there are some that I just plain disagree with.

Let's just critique a few shall we?
I would say, for me at least, this might be true like 4/10 times.
She might be sleepy,
An introvert,
Hangry (hungry/angry) and refraining from saying anything mean,
PMSing and trying to refrain from becoming irrationally angry because of some small, otherwise meaningless thing that just happened.
The possibilities are countless
But I guess, just to be safe you should still ask if she's ok.


Calm down.
I know that, as a woman, it is natural to be at least a little jealous of the female friends your boyfriend has.
You want him all to yourself.
But let's be realistic.
Just like women need male friends to depend on, men need female friends to talk to.
Of what I've heard, guys don't really talk to each other about things and they like having friends who are girls to be able to discuss issues with.
Plus, if you have a healthy relationship, and there is trust, he wouldn't be flirting around anyway.
On the flip-side, this logic can get a little sticky when it comes to a married man hanging out with a bunch of ladies.
But what happens if you don't wear lipstick?
I will admit I not only find it sweet, but flattering when I catch a guy looking at me then he looks away quickly.
However, when a guy is blatantly staring, it's not only awkward but extremely uncomfortable.
O_O
Ain't no man got time for this!
Relationships aren't just about your man catering to YOU and your needs.
Plus, there will be days where you probably won't want to be around each other and want do your own thing, which is OK!
I have no retort for this.
It's 100% accurate and SHOULD be done.